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until tax deadline. What do you wish your superpower could be right about now?? 

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Clone myself (time 3 ?).

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Clone myself (time 3 ?).

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Which one of you would be the official wine drinker?   :wine_glass::wine_glass:
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That's why I need three.  Two to work, one to drink & sleep.
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In my head, it was one to work, one to sleep, and one to drink! :laughing::laughing:
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I need one of those sister wives to take care of the house during tax time!  Sign me up for one of those!

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The house doesn't matter if you don't go home....
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:joy::joy:

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Make my brain stop yelling WAKE UP I'M SURE THERE'S A TAX RETURN SOMEWHERE THAT NEEDS DOING at 6am on weekend days. I really want to sleep in.

All my returns were either filed or extended when I left the office today. Mom will have three to six more for me to file the next time I'm over there, which will probably be Saturday night - I'll be happier if all the returns have accepted by Monday afternoon.

The secret of my happiness is that latecomers don't get invited back.

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"...Make my brain stop yelling WAKE UP I'M SURE THERE'S A TAX RETURN SOMEWHERE THAT NEEDS DOING at 6am on weekend days. "
Ain't THAT the truth.....  
Sleeping in Tuesday a.m. will be a real treat.
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My Superpower would be that I could shoot flames....  A flame shooting pirate, what could be cooler than that?  Unless i could fly while shooting flames.... that would be AWESOME

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To automatically make the envelopes that people stuff their forms back into magically disintegrate!!   

Why in the world do you open an envelope, take the form out, look at it then stuff it back in the damn envelope and bring it to me?!?  


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At least your clients open the envelopes :open_mouth::open_mouth:
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Think positive ... some clients don't even open the envelopes.  :smile::smile:
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Must be a Minnesota thing :smile::smile:
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I have those too! Those are just lazy people (I'm constantly amazed by how many people seriously don't care about the figures on their financial documents!)....its the ones that go out of their way to make it more difficult for me that really make me crazy!

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At least they put the forms back in and don't just give you the empty envelopes.

You know, unless they write something important on the outside of the envelope, like what their car tax was last year.
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PS: The car tax written on the envelope was the same person from a different discussion who didn't include the W-2.
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Mine usually use the outside of the blank envelopes to tell me how much their car insurance and driver's license fee was last year.
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I want to have the ability to fix all of Intuit's problems......hahahaah!!!

Screw that, I want to be invisible for a few days and rob some banks so I dont have to work no more! 

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"What do you wish your superpower could be right about now"

To be able to delete posts like that one.  Don't remind me that time is running out.

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But, that could be your your superpower! Slow time. Or have the biggest freezer ever and put all of the worlds cupcakes in there to be refilled whenever someone makes them.
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How do you know that I don't already have such a freezer?
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Do they have anything in the ACME catalog to help? @IRonMaN

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My super power would be to locate the freezer full of cupcakes and teleport them over to my place! :smile::smile:
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Austin - the ACME catalog has everything that you could ever imagine.  Whether or not the crap in the catalog works, is another story.
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@IRonMaN testy, testy......  He's lying, he wishes that he could hang out with me more often, I heard him say it....
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Travel back in time to the day I decided to become a tax preparer, and talk myself out of it.   :smiley:

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:+1::+1:
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LOL
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