Make my brain stop yelling WAKE UP I'M SURE THERE'S A TAX RETURN SOMEWHERE THAT NEEDS DOING at 6am on weekend days. I really want to sleep in.

All my returns were either filed or extended when I left the office today. Mom will have three to six more for me to file the next time I'm over there, which will probably be Saturday night - I'll be happier if all the returns have accepted by Monday afternoon.

The secret of my happiness is that latecomers don't get invited back.