2019 Returns

[ljungina]

When can we e-file 2019 Tax Returns

[itonewbie]

Are we there yet?

No, honey, we're not.

https://proconnect.intuit.com/community/proseries-tax-discussions/discussion/february-12th-opening-d...

[abctax55]

O M G.... does anyone out there have a research resource other than this forum ?????????

@ljungina  I strongly suggest that you avail yourself of the FREE IRS alert service so you get updated info directly from the source.

Edit - and here you go:

https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/news-releases-for-current-month

[George4Tacks]

Jimmy is on my side of the seat and HE touched me!!
Daddy I gotta pee! Pleeeeze pull over.

[abctax55]

@George4Tacks 

You forgot  "..are we there yet"    😂

[sjrcpa]

Someone uses Forbes 😉

[IRonMaN]

Can someone tell me when I can expect my refund?

[Accountant-Man]

48

[George4Tacks]

mañana

[Accountant-Man]

The 12th of Never.

[itonewbie]

For those who want a head start or can't wait, there's this alternative...

[IRonMaN]

Can you get the time machine in puce?

[itonewbie]

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@IRonMaN wrote:

Can you get the time machine in puce?

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No, only gaurd dogs come in puce.  Sorry.

[sjrcpa]

I drove by a freestanding optician office the other day. He always has an amusing sign. It said: Marty, whatever you do, don't set it for 2020.

[itonewbie]

It's been so long, I can't remember the dialogue anymore.  But this popular line doesn't seem to have come from the movies, at least, according to these folks... 🙄

https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/109854/did-doc-brown-warn-marty-to-never-travel-to-2020-o...

[sjrcpa]

and "She keeps looking at me."

[George4Tacks]

They are already starting to line up at that other company. 

[IRonMaN]

Looks like a homeless guy that couldn’t afford to fly south for winter.

[itonewbie]

Where is he gonna go?  Everything is under lockdown, borders are closed, and flights are suspended, for crying out loud. 😉

[IRonMaN]

Maybe Mexico paid for a wall that is so high, the poor little guy couldn’t fly over it.

[abctax55]

Quack, quack... I had to look twice to get it 😂

[itonewbie]

Get your ducks in a row, Anna. 😉