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Isn't it nice that IRS auditors are so adored?

George4Tacks
Level 15

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joshuabarksatlcs
Level 10

By popular demand: Make Carnac move the envelope.... 


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George4Tacks
Level 15

@joshuabarksatlcs - Are you happy now? I am impressed with how difficult that challenge was. Sure glad that this is a nice relaxing time to be able to waste so much time doing something that changes in time while ....


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joshuabarksatlcs
Level 10

Awesome!!

One of the many Carnac visions stuck in my mind: "Motel 5"

The question in the envelope:  Where did [a certain pastor caught in a sex scandal] go before Motel 6?

In my book, Sir, you may call yourself George the Magnificent

 
 

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George4Tacks
Level 15

Sir you seem to have me confused with someone else. I am Busnack, the semi-quasi-magnificent. 

I believe Pastor Haggard, not be confused with Merle, went to his favorite drug dealer before going for an afternoon nap at Motel 6. I may be sem-quasi correct in my magnificence. 


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joshuabarksatlcs
Level 10

And that brings to something I've always wondered:

Which is more magnificent - semi-quasi-magnificent or quasi-semi-magnificent?


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joshuabarksatlcs
Level 10

Okay.  I should have just said "a certain pastor caught in a scandal". 

Honestly, I wasn't sure it was a sex scandal.  I specified sex scandal so that anyone searching "sex" in this forum would come to this thread...    


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