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Words to motivate you

IRonMaN
Level 15

Every now and then I feel that this group needs some motivation to get you through the daily grind.  So in order to assist you, I'll share with you the secret of my success:

Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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abctax55
Level 15

I'm so inspired I'm gonna print that out & tape it to my bathroom mirror.

Thank you SO much !

Former Chump..umm... AllStar...This message was typed from 6 feet away so you can safely read it immediately.

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AshleyatIntuit
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Employee
Welp.... i'm officially inspired now, so, there's that! :+1: :heart::+1: Heart
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IRonMaN
Level 15
Spread that enthusiasm :smile::smile:
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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abctax55
Level 15

I'm so inspired I'm gonna print that out & tape it to my bathroom mirror.

Thank you SO much !

Former Chump..umm... AllStar...This message was typed from 6 feet away so you can safely read it immediately.

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IRonMaN
Level 15
You betcha!
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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TAXOH
Level 10
Level 10

I am impressed!!  You are also a motivational speaker.  Is there anything you can't do?

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IRonMaN
Level 15
Um, only one thing ------------------- catch a roadrunner :cry::cry:
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
well in that case, found your bday gift.... https://www.shopnwf.org/Adoption-Center/Adopt-a-Roadrunner/index.cat
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itonewbie
Level 15
You could have, if not for the creator's failures. :joy::joy:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
But if I adopt one, can I still eat it?  I mean that is the basic point of chasing them.
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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poolcleaner
Level 8
Wouldn't it be tough to chew because of all that running?
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IRonMaN
Level 15
You just have to cook them really slow.  At least I'm assuming that since I have never been able to catch one, I really don't know how they taste.  :chicken::chicken:
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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itonewbie
Level 15
Everything tastes like chicken.  Why bother catching something that tastes like chicken when chickens are readily available?  But I admire your perseverance - part of what makes a coyote successful!
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IRonMaN
Level 15
ACME catalogs?  I've been on their direct mailing list for those things for as long as I can remember.  You must be new here :disappointed:

As to the chicken comment, you answered your own question.  Haven't you ever heard the old line "if it was easy, everybody would do it".  When was the last time you walked into a grocery store and didn't see chicken?  But name the last grocery store that you saw selling roadrunners.
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
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I don't know what i was thinking, def not new here!  LOL.  I must've had a temporary moment of insanity.... yeah, temporary!  :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
Temporary?  Ok, sure, whatever you say :grimacing::grimacing:
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
HA!
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itonewbie
Level 15
The pirate always has her way!
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IRonMaN
Level 15
The "walking the plank" threat seems to work well for her here.
Armpit sniffer. Yup, checked out the help wanted ads and found the job. With my nose, how can I go wrong?
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
True that!
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