Every year about this time I break into a cold sweat wondering how I am going to get all of these returns out by the April due date.  Thanks to my friends at ACME, I found the answer to my dreams.  I ordered it last week and it came today.  Now when client files start building up, I just toss them into my ACME Super Office Shredder and my problems just disappear.  For any clients asking how their return is coming that ended up in the shredder, I just convince them that they never brought it in.  Why didn't I invest in one of these years ago?  For anybody interested, I have some coupons you can use if you want to buy one for your office.