"While you're fighting for the last pack of toile paper"

Is that the French spelling of toilet paper? 😉

"they're also running out of truck drivers for Carbon Dioxide delivery"

Luckily we have Amazon - who needs truck drivers, when you have Amazon and their drone deliveries.  Pretty soon you will want to stay in your home to get away from the buzzing created from all of the drones filling the skies making deliveries.