"my goal is to have a heart attack and die at my desk"

But isn't that how all good tax preparers are supposed to die?  It sure is more appropriate than being killed by a falling anvil.

This has been a year to forget and a number of our clients are trying to do just that.  We have never pushed the September deadline like we have this year.  Unbelievable how many people are waiting until the last minute.  Waiting until the last minute is one thing, but when they don't seem to want to give you all the information you asked for, it's tough getting things done timely.  We are going to have a handful of corporations file late this year, but ask me if I care.  If the client don't care, the preparer don't care.