Ironman:

Do you (A)  type this [ACME Taxes, Tatoos, Tires and Tomatoes (I had to get rid of the turtles - they kept running away)] every time you comment;  or (B) did you set up a standard signature? 

I would guess B.  If so, how is it done?  I couldn't figure out and quit after my second bourbon.   

BTW, I think Lisa nailed it and found the missing $5 - and finder keeper, Lisa may keep it.  So, Lisa, Do you (A)  type this (♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪) every time you comment;  or (B) did you set up a standard signature? 

I would guess B.  If so, how is it done?  I couldn't figure out and quit after my second bourbon.   

As you could tell, I always hedge my bets.  Whoever answer me gets another $5 or a shot of bourbon.