This isn't McDonalds, but you deserve a break today, so how about a few words from Minnesota's most famous tax preparers - Sven and Ole?

Lars, Sven and Ole were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and neighbors are mourning you, what would you like them to say?”

Lars said, “I vould like dem to say dat I vas a vonderful husband, a fine spirtual leader, and a gut family man.”
. Sven said, “I vould like dem to say I vas a vonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in da lives of people.”
. Ole said, “I vould like dem to say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’

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Sven went in and Ole stayed in the truck. Sven said to the lumberman, “I need a four-by-two”. The lumberman said, “Do you mean a two-by-four?”. Sven said, “let me ask my brudder”. Sven came back and said, “yup we need a two-by-four”. The lumberman said, “How long?”. Sven said, “huh?”. The lumberman said, “How long do you need it?” Sven just stood there, not understanding. The lumberman said, “Go ask your brother.” Sven went out to the truck, and came back and said, “We need it quite a while, we’re building a garage”

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Sven: I haven't talked to my wife for 3 days.

Ole: Well whys that?

Sven: I don't like to interrupt.