Are you kidding?  Mr. Fireball is set for life, or at least until there is a change in administrations.

After the recent Tesla "won't start in cold weather" fiasco, the government realized that if they keep forcing everyone to buy electric vehicles no one wants and won't start in cold weather, they will have to include an emergency Fireball kit in each vehicle as a source to keep the vehicle occupants warm, sort of like an emergency spare tire.  The only person with an inventory that large is Mr. Fireball himself, who got the contract at much inflated prices.  If you were paying attention, the spot price for Fireball tanked on Tuesday when the temperatures here in IL were in the 70s and skyrocketed again on Wednesday when temperatures plummeted to the 20s.  Mr.  Fireball played that quite well and made a fortune with shrewd investing in Fireball futures.  He is leveraging his hoard quite well and is giving our Governor a run at wealthiest person in IL.  I even hear a political career may be ahead for him.  I've already placed a yard sign for him in the front yard.

Life has been quite good for Mr. Fireball ever since he put ProSeries in the rear view mirror and took up hard drinking.