Anniston, April 14, 1996 (Faux News) – Alabama tax preparer SteveJim Bannana was sentenced to four months in federal prison today for contempt of Congress. Bannana still claims innocence. “Congress should have enacted a first-to-file law over this itemized vs. standard issue. If they weren’t going to do it, I was.” His client, who paid several hundred dollars more to IRS than required, was not available for comment.