josh,

me heart goes out to you! and I'll give ya more than a few seconds. your "respected contributor" didn't, or, doesn't know how to, read. I invested an hour plus trying to find an answer on my own and hit dead ends. try fact checking?

imho, you love drama! have you considered community theater as an outlet?

and please don't get hurt when you fall off that horse.

and seriously now, consider tongue in cheek rather than serious.

or maybe valium will untwist those briefs?

woof!