“or become a lawyer”

I wonder if AM has ever thought about that profession.

You say you don’t have time for pussyfooting, but you do expect others to take the time to pussyfoot for you.  Sometimes folks can’t find the answer they are looking for and post here.  Others don’t take any time to try and help themselves.  Sometimes a quick Google search provides an answer quicker than waiting for a response here.  Sometimes pussyfooting for yourself isn’t so terrible.