@IRonMaN "They both lose, but the attorneys win so at least someone walks away happy."

Where I come from, most of the divorces are done without a lawyer -- sometimes with the help of "document preparation" services who call themselves paralegals because, well, why not?  But this varies from state to state.  It's like the places where you need a lawyer to do a real-estate closing.  

But in many cases, the real losers are the children.  So let's mention them.