@George4Tacks " I have never ,met a S Corp that really functioned like a business. "

Some of us are less OCD than others.  Most of the S Corps I meet these days aren't corporations anyway, they're LLC's choosing to be treated that way.  Whether a corporation or LLC, it's all a legal fiction, like characters in a novel.  I have never met a Marvel Comics creation that really functioned as I would like.  But we're all playing a game of make-believe.  I believe I'll have another doughnut with my coffee now.