I'm about to date myself but it feels like the old whack-a-mole game.  Every time I think I finished with someone they pop back up. Who has extra stakes I can borrow?

Another pet peeve:

Why do you make an early February appointment - have missing information - then ignore all my followup phone calls and you are still in my pile on 4/3 ?

and could someone please point me to where all the clients get the information that if you create an LLC you have all these miraculous deductions that you can just write off out of thin air. When I ask what they actually spend they go what? Huh? yeah that's exactly what I thought.