Update.  The problem is that my "lost return" has a Schedule H.  Intuit has moved all of them into a black hole due to some issue with the IRS.  Note that Schedule doesn't have a yellow strip stating that the form isn't available.  Note that ProSeries allows you to e-file a return with the Schedule H.  They just don't do anything with the return.  Severe lack of communication!  Only cost me 2 hours of time, as the agents did everything possible to locate the return, gave me some secret code so I could kill the original submission, killed the subsequent duplicate SSN issue, etc.  Only thing I accomplished is that instead of it being in the black hole since 2/12 it is now going in today.  Too bad no one knew about the Schedule H issue until we had down all of the above work.