Level 15
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I used to make that kind of money, but they gave me an offer of a fancy new job title but they said I would have to cut my pay if I took the promotion.  The promotion to Ex-AllStar was worth the money.

Barber! Why didn't I think of this before? Getting paid to give out bad tax advice - need I say more? I've run with scissors for years so it is a natural fit.